I’ll Be Home For Christmas, Damn It

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt

[Sing it to the original tune by Buck Ram, Kim Gannon, and Walter Kent]

The Dream Act is dead thank the lord

Publicly like I usually do

And although there remain bills left to kill

I promise you

 

I’ll be home for Christmas

Down and outs bite me

Hope you know your gender roles

And worship the same as me

Christmas Eve will find me

Rooting for the rich

I’ll be home for Christmas

If Jesus grants my wish

 

Christmas Eve will find me

Crushing human rights

I’ll be home for Christmas

If Jesus aids my fight

If Jesus aids my fight

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One Response to “I’ll Be Home For Christmas, Damn It”
  1. Hahahahahahahahahahahah. I sang it and laughed out loud. Good One.

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