Alas Poor Pluto We Thought We Knew You Well

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt

––When they delisted Pluto as a planet did no one realize you can’t make an arrangement with an even number of things? Aren’t there gay astronomers?

Birds drooping from the sky after dying mid-flight, fish dying en mass in rivers like the Arkansas, and the GOP talking about getting rid of the EPA: we may regret delisting Pluto as a planet as this is sure to have hurt its feelings and we may need it as a back up.

Iranian President Ahmadinejad thinks astronomy’s declassification of Pluto as a planet is a western solar system gravity-skewing plot to tilt Iran so its nuclear facilities will roll out of their caves into plain site.

Plutoku, or Haikuto:

Alas poor Pluto / Riding close to Earth that night / Cheney hunted bats

Comments
2 Responses to “Alas Poor Pluto We Thought We Knew You Well”
  1. Dear Laura, of course you did. As you know, however, I have more in common with the deity for whom former planet Pluto was named.

  2. Laura says:

    I always preferred goofy.

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