Rapture Prom

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt ––For the Select this prom will never end while for the rest it will be the last prom, or anything, ever. Rapture Prom must have the most rapturous prom king and queen. They will rule over the Select for eternity while their crowned heads and cheerfully smiling faces will be the … Continue reading

Trump World: Where Trumpvictions Trump Reality

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt ––Trump decided not to compete for the Presidency of the United States despite expressing how desperately it needs his help, but he need not try, apparently, to know he would have won: “I maintain the strong conviction that if I were to run, I would be able to win the primary … Continue reading

Ensign Reports: an Affair with Aunt Judy Rocks Because…

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt ––Recently, and conveniently for him, resigned Senator John Ensign (R-Nevada) had an extramarital affair (he committed adultery) with a married staffer whose husband was also his employee. The full Senate Ethics Report is out and it reads like a screenplay for a sleazier remake of the sleaziest nighttime soap you can … Continue reading

An Affair with Aunt Judy Rocks Because:

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt ––Recently, and conveniently for him, resigned Senator John Ensign (R-Nevada) had an extramarital affair (he committed adultery) with a married staffer whose husband was also his employee. The full Senate Ethics Report is out and it reads like a screenplay for a sleazier remake of the sleaziest nighttime soap you can … Continue reading

More Reasons to Love and Follow Politics

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt 1. Howard Dean’s sexy voice. 2. It can help you overcome your fear of snakes, rats, cockroaches and other slimy, crawly, pincery, chitinous things. 3. You’ll see people who accomplish much less than you. 4. It is one notch more survivable than following lemmings. 5. The circus only comes to town … Continue reading

“Anything You Can Do”

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt ––Cheating on one’s lover by having sex with an employee’s lover then funneling funds to that employee and giving a child they produced a job to keep everyone quiet sounds like fun I know, but it’s just can’t compare to this: committing adultery by cheating on your wife by having sex … Continue reading

Sorry Mom, This Mother’s Day I Thank Great Aunt Adelaide for my Existence

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt ––In Political Mojo (MotherJones.com) Andy Kroll reports on Sarah Palin’s response to President Obama’s successful mission to remove Osama Bin Laden: Before a friendly crowd at Colorado Christian University on Monday night, Sarah Palin lauded President George W. Bush for the killing of Osama bin Laden without mentioning President Obama’s name … Continue reading