The Twelve Wars of Christmas

On the first war of Christmas, the right wing promised me… A future fully tax-free.   On the second war of Christmas, the right wing promised me… 2 all white clubs And a future fully tax-free.   On the third war of Christmas, the right wing promised me… 3 judges’ heads 2 all white clubs … Continue reading

Special Effects Christmas Wrapping

Wrap your gift in a trained octopus. The military has these mischievous mollusks doing all kind of crazy shit so there must be a few special-ops dropouts available on-line. To get that special holiday glimmer look for blue-ringed octopi––when they’re agitated their maculae pulsate, which sounds pretty. Oh, and bonus––they are the third most venomous … Continue reading