Project Gunway: Republican Presidential Candidates Walk the Bloody Carpet

Good evening and welcome, Adam’s non-evolved sons and daughters, to “Bloody Carpet 2012”, Project Gunway’s first presidential candidate fashion show and fundraiser. Before we start, I want to assure you that no tax dollars are being spent to bring you this blessed event. Our tent, security, all the refreshments, and even our runway’s one-of-a-kind bloody … Continue reading

The Unexpected Guest

Six of us, guests of the friend hosting the dinner party, were playfully jostling for seats at the table when our jovial cacophony was hushed by a rapping at the door.  The door was located such that when our host opened it all could see the, as it were, rapper. She said she was named … Continue reading

I Am the Very Model of a Milit’ry Misogynist

{From ThinkProgress.org: ALLEN WEST REFUSES TO APOLOGIZE, BLAMES MILITARY BACKGROUND FOR HIS INSULTING REMARKS | Facing a barrage of criticism, Rep. Allen West (R-FL) remains defiant and says he won’t apologize to DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-FL) for a disparaging email in which he called her “vile, unprofessional, and despicable” and “not a lady.” On Fox Business Network … Continue reading

Act Like A Lady Tonight

To the tune of “Luck Be A Lady” Based on this news: Allen West tirade: Wasserman Schultz ‘vile…despicable…not a Lady’ Florida GOP Congressman Allen West this afternoon dispatched a scathing personal email to Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, calling her “vile, unprofessional ,and despicable,” “a coward,” “characterless,” and “not a Lady,” and demanding that … Continue reading

Bosoms, and Boobies, and Breasts! Oh, My!

First, let me assure you that I like women’s breasts at least as much as the next gay man. About half of my friends have breasts, and I’m always happy to give an opinion on how well they are supported, dressed (I prefer them dressed), and accessorized. I have received more than a few thank-yous––and … Continue reading

Basil-Strega Cavimlet. You Heard Me.

Thanks to my spousal equivalent (gardening, the Inquisition, plastic footwear––hard to name one the most appalling), we have a deck festooned with flowers and fecund with herbs. Why, by the way, do gardening types plant basil? I love it, too, but every summer all you hear from them is “I have so much basil; use … Continue reading

Michael Fassbender Filmography by Hotness

10  Sgt. Burton ‘Pat’ Christenson in TV mini-series “Band of Brothers:” points off for the hair cut and names (Burton, Pat), but how can a soldier in his band of brothers not be at least a little hot? Score: Fassbendy 9  Jack Silver on TV’s “Manhunt:” now there’s a proper name, Jack Silver, and what’s … Continue reading

Barbarians at the Gate, with Canapés

I agree completely with Christian counselor Marcus Bachmann––2012 Grand Old Party (Republican) presidential candidate Michele Bachmann’s husband––that barbarians need to be educated. The Daily Beast’s David A. Graham reported June 15th on Michele Bachmann’s First Dude’s discussion of homosexuality during a radio interview in which he said “Barbarians need to be educated, they need to … Continue reading