Barbarians at the Gate, with Canapés

I agree completely with Christian counselor Marcus Bachmann––2012 Grand Old Party (Republican) presidential candidate Michele Bachmann’s husband––that barbarians need to be educated. The Daily Beast’s David A. Graham reported June 15th on Michele Bachmann’s First Dude’s discussion of homosexuality during a radio interview in which he said “Barbarians need to be educated, they need to … Continue reading

Thank You For Being A Gay Friend

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt ––I get Rick Santorum around this friend thing completely because I, too, have the kinds of friends that surprise people and make them incredulous, and I have also been harassed with the same type of gotcha question with which Don Lemon attacked Santorum: LEMON: Do you have any gay friends? SANTORUM: … Continue reading

Tennessee Seeks to Decrease Confusion and Advance politeness with “Don’t Say Hey, Hay Is for Horses ” Bill

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt ––Tennessee’s Senate recently passed SB49, the “don’t say gay” bill. Initially the bill sought to make illegal in elementary and middle schools “any instruction or material that discusses sexual orientation other than heterosexuality,” but, when some lawmakers balked, the bill settled on limiting the education of Tennessee’s students “exclusively to age-appropriate … Continue reading

“Anything You Can Do”

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt ––Cheating on one’s lover by having sex with an employee’s lover then funneling funds to that employee and giving a child they produced a job to keep everyone quiet sounds like fun I know, but it’s just can’t compare to this: committing adultery by cheating on your wife by having sex … Continue reading

10 Reasons to Love and Follow Politics

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt You will learn what NOT to wear if you want to look contemporary and sentient. You’ll feel less guilty about your affair(s), tax fraud, nepotism, inflammatory metaphors, hypocrisy, and foul mouth. It has more sex and wacky fantasy than the soaps but less influence than reality shows, so it’s not too … Continue reading

PrecogNews: Headlines from November 3rd 2012

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt ––Tomorrow is Election Day in the three states that vote for president––Florida, Iowa, and Ohio––and though Obama is polling well in all three he faces a tough challenge once the averaged Electoral College and popular votes are sent to the Supreme Court. The Roberts court ruling in Holder vs. DeMint making … Continue reading

A Page from ‘the Homosexual Agenda’

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt   7:00 am – Very funny. 9:30 am – “Excuse me, dude, wake-up; that’s it, stud, wake-up. Yes, good morning to you too, Tom––right, Gary, whatever. You’ve got to go, I have a busy day. No, I don’t want to cuddle, Jesus. I can’t believe I let you stay just because … Continue reading