Eau de Pope

From The Telegraph 3-14-12: Perfume created for Pope Benedict XVI. After Sarah Jessica Parker, Eva Mendez, and Katy Perry comes the Pope––a signature eau de cologne has been created for the leader of the world’s 1.2 billion Catholics. Unlike celebrity perfumes adorned with pictures of breathless Hollywood starlets, this one will not be available to … Continue reading

Santa cancels Christmas over WishyLeaks

By DuncanRhys C. Liancourt ––The Pope’s OK of condoms for male prostitutes has his North Pole workshop in overtime on their three top Wish List brands: Kringle’s Skinz–feel that unprotected tingle, in safety, with Kringle; Stocking Stuffers–stuff your gift in our stocking before you get jolly with Holly; and Polex–with Polex brand your pole will … Continue reading